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When OpenSearch decides it’s taking a mental health day 🖥️🔥

If you’re running Magento, you already know that OpenSearch (or Elasticsearch, its “big brother” who can’t decide if he’s Open Source or a non-profit) isn’t optional. Without it, your search bar is a wasteland and your categories are a constant 404 error. It’s the heart of your store, and like any heart in this industry, […]

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Adding a damn button to a Magento admin form

Today I got mad at Magento. Again. 🙃 It’s like that toxic relationship that sometimes gives you joy, but when it decides to play hardball, it ruins your afternoon. Today’s episode of “things that should be easy but turn out to be a total pain-in-the-ass”: adding a simple button to a Magento admin form. Specifically, […]

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“No deploy on Friday”: Are we still doing this?

“We don’t deploy on Fridays.” You’ll hear this in many (seriously, many) IT departments like it’s written in stone. As if, come Friday afternoon, the code turns evil, the tests rebel, and the servers decide they’ve worked enough for the week. But let’s be honest: if you avoid Friday deploys out of fear, the problem […]

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AI writes 30% of your code (but guess who fixes the bug)

According to Google, 30% of the code developers write is now generated by AI. Sounds amazing… until you stop and ask: what does that actually mean for me? Does that mean we work 30% less? Deliver 30% faster? Are 30% happier? Spoiler: nope! What they don’t tell you about that “30%” That number is sneaky. […]

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